We Offer a Full Range of Inexistent Services !
Do you think You can pay us to actually work? No way! We are not stupid human beings.
Smiles with all teeth, whether dirty or not!
Permanent reasons to laugh
Looking at monkeys makes humans laugh about their similarities to human attitudes. Well, monkeys don’t and are very upset about it.
Absence of Thought except about food!
Peer Recognition Well Established
Forbes stated it clearly: Any Monkey can beat the market!
Business Insider Australia confirmed it in plain English: Monkeys are better stock-pickers than fund-managers
No Financial Emotions
Top financiers and traders claim that anyone in investments and finance should control their emotions. Well it is easier for us Monkeys! We have positively NO EMOTIONS for money. All we care about is Food and Sex!
We only charge bananas.