{"id":1879,"date":"2021-11-24T09:21:16","date_gmt":"2021-11-24T09:21:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dionysoscorp.com\/?page_id=1879"},"modified":"2025-07-15T10:21:49","modified_gmt":"2025-07-15T10:21:49","slug":"monkey-business","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/monkey.fund\/fr\/monkey-business\/","title":{"rendered":"Monkey Business"},"content":{"rendered":"
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INT. THE MONKEY FUND – WALL STREET – MORNING<\/h3>

MR. MONKEY, a charmingly bespectacled chimpanzee in a pinstripe suit, effortlessly swings from his jungle gym-office hybrid. This is a hedge fund like no other, filled with workstations of primates, diligently working on laptops.<\/p>

NARRATOR (V.O.)<\/b>
Meet Mr. Monkey, the most unconventional fund manager on Wall Street.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t

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EXT. SECURITIES & EXCHANGE COMMISSION – DAY<\/h3>

Mr. Monkey arrives at the SEC, briefcase in hand, sporting a defiant look. He’s not here for peanuts; he’s here to sue for discrimination.<\/p>

NARRATOR (V.O.)<\/b>
Takes on the human world in ways you’d never imagine, like suing the SEC for not recognizing animals as persons.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t

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INT. LAWYER’S OFFICE – DAY<\/h3>

Mr. Monkey is seated, signing papers with a firm stamp of his inked paw. His lawyer, an unflappable human ally, nods approvingly.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t

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INT. THE MONKEY FUND – WALL STREET – DAY<\/h3>

The news breaks on TV. The ticker tape runs: “Mr. Monkey sues SEC”. The office explodes in excited hoots and hollers. Mr. Monkey smiles – a chimp with a mission.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t

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INT. A LUXURY PENTHOUSE – NIGHT<\/h3>

Mr. Monkey proposes to pop superstar, LADY GAGA, with a diamond encrusted banana. He’s serious. She’s bewildered. The world watches with bated breath.<\/p>

NARRATOR (V.O.)<\/b>
Even takes on the impossible, like asking Lady Gaga for marriage.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t

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EXT. WHITE HOUSE – DAY<\/h3>

Mr. Monkey, now a household name, stands outside the White House with a handwritten sign that reads, “The Monkey Fund pays taxes too!”<\/p>

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He believes in equality and is never afraid to ask for what he deserves, even if it means visiting the White House!<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t

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Each episode of “Monkey Business” follows Mr. Monkey as he challenges societal norms, using his charm, wit, and financial acumen to navigate an anthropocentric world. It’s a comedic journey through social justice, animal rights, and the quest for recognition beyond species.<\/p>

Every week, audiences will be engrossed as Mr. Monkey takes on new battles, pushing for recognition, rights, and respect, not just for himself, but for all non-human animals.<\/p>

From high-stakes litigation to pop culture proposals, and from Wall Street antics to White House protests – this is the unmissable, unpredictable, and utterly entertaining world of Mr. Monkey. Tune in for your weekly fix of “Monkey Business”.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t

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INT. THE MONKEY FUND – WALL STREET – MORNING MR. MONKEY, a charmingly bespectacled chimpanzee in a pinstripe suit, effortlessly swings from his jungle gym-office hybrid. This is a hedge fund like no other, filled with workstations of primates, diligently working on laptops. NARRATOR (V.O.)Meet Mr. Monkey, the most unconventional fund manager on Wall Street. […]<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":12,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"no-sidebar","site-content-layout":"page-builder","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"disabled","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"disabled","footer-sml-layout":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"enabled","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-1879","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monkey.fund\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1879","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monkey.fund\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monkey.fund\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monkey.fund\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monkey.fund\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1879"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monkey.fund\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1879\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monkey.fund\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1879"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}