Monkey Business

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INT. THE MONKEY FUND – WALL STREET – MORNING

MR. MONKEY, a charmingly bespectacled chimpanzee in a pinstripe suit, effortlessly swings from his jungle gym-office hybrid. This is a hedge fund like no other, filled with workstations of primates, diligently working on laptops.

NARRATOR (V.O.)
Meet Mr. Monkey, the most unconventional fund manager on Wall Street.

EXT. SECURITIES & EXCHANGE COMMISSION – DAY

Mr. Monkey arrives at the SEC, briefcase in hand, sporting a defiant look. He’s not here for peanuts; he’s here to sue for discrimination.

NARRATOR (V.O.)
Takes on the human world in ways you’d never imagine, like suing the SEC for not recognizing animals as persons.

INT. LAWYER’S OFFICE – DAY

Mr. Monkey is seated, signing papers with a firm stamp of his inked paw. His lawyer, an unflappable human ally, nods approvingly.

INT. THE MONKEY FUND – WALL STREET – DAY

The news breaks on TV. The ticker tape runs: “Mr. Monkey sues SEC”. The office explodes in excited hoots and hollers. Mr. Monkey smiles – a chimp with a mission.

INT. A LUXURY PENTHOUSE – NIGHT

Mr. Monkey proposes to pop superstar, LADY GAGA, with a diamond encrusted banana. He’s serious. She’s bewildered. The world watches with bated breath.

NARRATOR (V.O.)
Even takes on the impossible, like asking Lady Gaga for marriage.

EXT. WHITE HOUSE – DAY

Mr. Monkey, now a household name, stands outside the White House with a handwritten sign that reads, “The Monkey Fund pays taxes too!”

NARRATOR (V.O.)
He believes in equality and is never afraid to ask for what he deserves, even if it means visiting the White House!

Each episode of “Monkey Business” follows Mr. Monkey as he challenges societal norms, using his charm, wit, and financial acumen to navigate an anthropocentric world. It’s a comedic journey through social justice, animal rights, and the quest for recognition beyond species.

Every week, audiences will be engrossed as Mr. Monkey takes on new battles, pushing for recognition, rights, and respect, not just for himself, but for all non-human animals.

From high-stakes litigation to pop culture proposals, and from Wall Street antics to White House protests – this is the unmissable, unpredictable, and utterly entertaining world of Mr. Monkey. Tune in for your weekly fix of “Monkey Business”.